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Ability
Talent in staff work or sales will recurringly be interpreted as managerial ability.
Boyle's Laws - 5
Murphy’s Laws
Ability
Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
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Ability: What you have to get by on if you don’t kiss-up to the boss.
Anonymous
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Ability
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
Anonymous
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Ability
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
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Ability
Home runs
You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.
Anonymous
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Ability
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Ability: What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
Anonymous
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Ability