Keyword: Actors

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

(1932 – 2011) British-American actress

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor – unassisted.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

(1916 – 1987) television actor & comedian

An actor’s success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor he is not alone in the way he feels about himself.

(1910 – 1963) Canadian-born U.S.-based film actor

In Manhattan, every flat surface is a potential stage and every inattentive waiter an unemployed, possibly unemployable, actor.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

(1942 – ) humorist & radio broadcaster

The show which, alas, every actor has to miss is his own memorial service.

(1908 – 1992) English actor

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

Actors die so loud.

(1891 – 1980) novelist & painter

There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

They're not understudies, they're overstudies.

(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist

You can pick out the actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.

(1912 – 1979) English actor

There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?

(1906 – 1987) American actress

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

(1932 – 2011) British-American actress

I don't believe in astrology; the only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

There are no good roles for Indians in Hollywood, unless you’re shooting at Jack Bauer or looking for White Castle.

American actor