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Adolescence
Adolescence: When a boy has reached the state when he knows why a strapless gown must be held up, but doesn’t understand how.
Anonymous
Age
Definitions
Adolescence
Adolescence: The age between puberty and adultery.
Anonymous
Age
Definitions
Sex
Adolescence
Adolescence: A period in which children begin to question the answers.
Anonymous
Age
Definitions
Adolescence
Adolescence is that time of life when you discover your ability to be depressed.
Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
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Characteristics
Adolescence
Depression
Adolescence is the time in life when a youngster is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.
Anonymous
Age
Education
Adolescence
Knowledge
Adolescence: That period when children feel their parents should be told the facts of life.
Anonymous
Age
Definitions
Adolescence
Adolescence is the time in life when a youngster is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.
Anonymous
Age
Adolescence
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions – because they know all the answers.
Evan Esar
(1899 – 1995) humorist
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Intelligence
Adolescence
Questions
Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.
Anonymous
Age
Adolescence
Experience
You don’t have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
John Anthony Ciardi
(1916 – 1986) American poet, translator & etymologist
Age
Young
Adolescence
Poets
Adolescence is that period in a kid’s life when parents become more difficult.
Ryan O’Neal
(1941 – ) American actor
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Children
Family
Parents
Adolescence
Between the ages of twelve and seventeen, a child may see his parents age twenty years.
Anonymous
Age
Adolescence
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery
Kevin Goldstein-Jackson
writer
Age
Adolescence