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Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.
Anonymous
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Adults are just obsolete children.
Dr. Seuss
Theodor Seuss Geisel (1904 – 1991) author & illustrator
Children
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Adults
Adult: One who has ceased to grow vertically, but not horizontally.
Kevin Goldstein-Jackson
writer
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Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
(1900 – 1944) French aristocrat, writer, poet & pioneering aviator
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Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.
Third Principle for Patients
Health
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Child-proof bottles
Fettucini Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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Fettucini alfredo