Keyword: Advice

I always advise people never to give advice.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Beliefs Opinion

Here's some advice for you guys: never hire a clown named Molesto.

stand-up comedian
Beliefs

 If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Murphy’s Laws

The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Beliefs Characteristics Opinion

Counsel: Advice with a price tag.

Definitions

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
Beliefs Children

Those with the best advice offer no advice.

Murphy’s Laws People

If you want to get rid of somebody, just tell him something for his own good.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Beliefs Opinion

If people wanted your unsolicited advice, they’d ask for it.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Beliefs Opinion

I never give advice – I give warnings to live by.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Beliefs

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

Beliefs Opinion

The one prediction that never comes true is, “You’ll thank me for telling you this.”

(1938 – ) journalist, columnist (Miss Manners)
Beliefs Opinion

You’ll always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
Beliefs Opinion

Among the many remedies that won’t cure a cold, the most common is advice.

Beliefs Health

Advice: Something which we give by the bushel but take by the grain.

Definitions

The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.

Beliefs Children Family Intelligence Opinion

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Life Murphy’s Laws Time

The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Beliefs

For sincere advice and the correct time, call any number at random at 3:00 a.m.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Activities Sleep Time

Advice: the smallest current coin.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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