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Advice
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No vice is so bad as advice.
Marie Dressler
(1868 – 1934) Canadian-American actress
Characteristics
Advice
Vice
When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and give it to him.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
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Opinion
Advice
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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People
Women
Advice
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
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Intelligence
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Advice
Teenagers
Velcro
My mother said it was simple to keep a man: you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom; I said I’d hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
Jerry Hall
(1956 – ) American model & actress
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Men
Mothers
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Advice
Old people love to give good advice; it compensates them for their inability to set a bad example.
François de la Rochefoucald
(1613 – 1680) French writer
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Intelligence
Old
People
Advice
If you’ve got somebody in harm’s way, you want the president being – making advice, not – be given advice by the military, and not making decisions based upon the latest Gallup poll or focus group.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
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Advice
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