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Advice
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If you want to get rid of somebody, just tell him something for his own good.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
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Advice
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
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Advice
Advice: A commodity peddled by your lawyer and given away by your mother-in-law, but impossible to dispose of yourself. Famous as the one thing which it is “More blessed to give than receive.”
Anonymous
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Advice
Counsel: Advice with a price tag.
Anonymous
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Advice
Counsel
Advice: the smallest current coin.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Here's some advice for you guys: never hire a clown named Molesto.
Louis Katz
stand-up comedian
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Clowns
Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
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Castor oil
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