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Agreement
If you don't disagree with me, how will I know I'm right?
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Agreement
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Anonymous
Definitions
Marriage
Agreement
Compromise
Extremists think “communication” means agreeing with them.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Communication
Agreement
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
People
Agreement
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
Intelligent conversationalist: One who nods his head in agreement while you’re talking.
Anonymous
Communication
Conversation
Definitions
Intelligence
Speech
Agreement
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
Lyndon Johnson
(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Intelligence
Men
Thinking
Agreement
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong.
Udall’s Law
Murphy’s Laws
(Morris K. Udall)
Agreement
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Benjamin Disraeli
(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Characteristics
Agreement
Good