Keyword: AIDS

Wouldn’t it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

(1952 – ) comedian
Health Money

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

(1962 – ) American stand-up comedian, writer, actor & radio host
Beliefs Health Religion

Remember the old days?… grandma died — you brought her in the backyard, and you buried her… tract housing ruined that.

television executive & comedian
Death

I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS; I didn’t know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back "I know."

(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian
Health

I donated blood today… that's what I call getting an AIDS test.

(1981 – ) American Comedian
Activities

We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House – make no mistake about it.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms