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AIDS
We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House – make no mistake about it.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
AIDS
White House
Wouldn’t it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
Elayne Boosler
(1952 – ) comedian
Health
Money
AIDS
Televison preachers
I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS; I didn’t know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back
"I know."
Anthony Jeselnik
(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian
Health
AIDS
I donated blood today… that's what I call getting an AIDS test.
Amy Schumer
(1981 – ) American Comedian
Activities
AIDS
Donating blood
Remember the old days?… grandma died — you brought her in the backyard, and you buried her… tract housing ruined that.
Jack Coen
television executive & comedian
Death
AIDS
Burials
Grandmothers
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
Nick DiPaolo
(1962 – ) American stand-up comedian, writer, actor & radio host
Beliefs
Health
Religion
AIDS
Televangelists