Keyword: Airlines

The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.

(1983 – ) American comedian
Occupations Work

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.

disc jockey, screenwriter & humorist
Activities Emotions Fear Travel

The rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

(1932 – ) American political satirist & comedian
Places

Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.

Murphy’s Laws Travel

As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
Davis's Explanation of Roger's Law: Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

Murphy’s Laws Travel

The saying “Getting there is half the fun” became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.


Activities Situations Travel

New Compensation Rules for Late Flights Delayed by a Year

Headlines

Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.

Murphy’s Laws Places Travel

Airline steaks are done when they say they are done.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Food/Drink