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Alcoholics
Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers… they are obviously alcoholics.
Lewis Black
(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright
Food/Drink
Places
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Alcoholics
Jesse Ventura
Minnesota
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas
(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Health
People
Self
Alcoholics
I thought AAA was an organization for people who are really bad alcoholics.
Rita Rudner
(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Health
Alcoholics
My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles… which sounds so much better than “alcoholic.”
Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Alcohol
Fathers
Food/Drink
Alcoholics
My mom’s Jewish and my dad’s Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.
Margaret Smith
stand-up comedian, actor, writer & producer
Alcohol
Beliefs
Alcoholics
Catholicism
Jewish
An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
Barach's Rule
Alcohol
Doctors
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