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Amnesia
Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time — I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Health
Memory
Situations
Amnesia
Deja vu
I’d say that the Meathead probably got
magnesia
and forgot where his mouth was.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
Oh no, Mom has
Indonesia!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I’m a psychic amnesiac… I know in advance what I’ll forget.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Miscellaneous
Amnesia
Psychic
I had amnesia… once or twice.
Rod Schmidt
Health
Memory
Amnesia
Amnesia: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
Anonymous
Definitions
Amnesia