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Anonymous
Go piss up a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Get lost!
Go to hell!
I'm happier than a woodpecker in a lumber yard.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Said of someone who has overstayed their welcome
According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. It can be unanimous
or
out loud.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Anonymous
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
You ain’t worth a plug nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Worthless
Thirty years one summer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Anonymous
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Virginia Woolf
(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist
Communication
History
People
Reading/Writing
Time
Women
Anonymous
Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
If there's one rat you can see, there's gonna be 50 you can't.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
I got a
unanimous
letter
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Anonymous
Are you outta’ pocket again?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Give me a kiss.
She could eat an apple through a picket fence.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Anonymous
Buck toothed
Teeth
Anonymous: The worlds most popular author.
Anonymous
Definitions
Anonymous
To “love on you”
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
To hold soothe or cuddle