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Appreciation
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Christopher Morley
(1890 – 1957) author & journalist
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Appreciation
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
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Appreciation
Punctual
I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and
depreciation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
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Appreciation
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older… little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman—stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Emo Phillips
(1956 – ) American comedian
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