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Approval
Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds.
Roger’s Rule
Failure
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Approval
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If you do something which you are sure will meet with everybody's approval, somebody won't like it.
Chisholm's First Corollary
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Approval
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.
Rozanne Weissman
public relations manager
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Approval
Consult: To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Consult
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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