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As Bret Maverick in “Maverick”
If the Lord had more respect for money, He would have given it to a higher class of people.
James Garner
(1928 – 2014) American actor
Money
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As Bret Maverick in “Maverick”
As my old Pappy used to say, ‘If at first you don’t succeed, try something else.’
James Garner
(1928 – 2014) American actor
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As Bret Maverick in “Maverick”
Never play in a rigged game, unless you rig it yourself.
James Garner
(1928 – 2014) American actor
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As Bret Maverick in “Maverick”
A man does what he has to do… if he can’t get out of it.
James Garner
(1928 – 2014) American actor
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As Bret Maverick in “Maverick”
Man is the only animal you can skin more than once.
James Garner
(1928 – 2014) American actor
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As Bret Maverick in “Maverick”
Cons
Never cry over spilled milk; it could’ve been whiskey.
James Garner
(1928 – 2014) American actor
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As Bret Maverick in “Maverick”
Early to bed and early to rise is the curse of the working class.
James Garner
(1928 – 2014) American actor
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As Bret Maverick in “Maverick”