Keyword: As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers”

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas; how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, which doesn’t say much for you.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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This bear was six foot seven in his stocking feet and had shoes on.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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