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As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers”
We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers”
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This bear was six foot seven in his stocking feet and had shoes on.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Animals
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As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers”
Bears
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers”
Africa is God's country, and He can have it.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers”
You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, which doesn’t say much for you.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers”
Beautiful
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas; how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers”