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As Debra in “Everybody Loves Raymond”
You know what, I’m tired! Could you just call yourself an idiot?
Patricia Heaton
(1958 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Debra in “Everybody Loves Raymond”
I just kissed you, rubbed your chest, kissed you again in an impure manner – you never took your eyes off the TV! Ten years ago all I had to do was be awake… sometimes not even that!
Patricia Heaton
(1958 – ) American actress
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As Debra in “Everybody Loves Raymond”
[Ray has hurt his back and is in bed with Debra]: I guess I am going to be out of commission for a while.Debra Barone: I wouldn’t worry – it’s not like Van Gogh has lost his paint brush.
Patricia Heaton
(1958 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Debra in “Everybody Loves Raymond”
[after Raymond sees Deborah crying all alone]: Do you cry because I’m stupid?Deborah: No, I eat ice cream because you are stupid.
Patricia Heaton
(1958 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Debra in “Everybody Loves Raymond”