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As Edina (Eddie) in “Absolutely Fabulous”
Patsy: Well what am I supposed to do if you die?
Edina: Get cabs!
Jennifer Saunders
(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edina (Eddie) in “Absolutely Fabulous”
Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?
Edina: I shall drink water.
Patsy: [Blank look]
Edina: It’s a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky.
Jennifer Saunders
(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Alcohol
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As Edina (Eddie) in “Absolutely Fabulous”
Water
Patsy: Well, what am I supposed to do if you die?Edina: Get cabs!
Jennifer Saunders
(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Driving
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edina (Eddie) in “Absolutely Fabulous”
Why does everything you wear look like it’s bearing a grudge, darling?
Jennifer Saunders
(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
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Clothing
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edina (Eddie) in “Absolutely Fabulous”
Eddie: Where’s my thing? You know, my thing… my vibrating thing…Patsy: Right by your bedside drawer, darling.Eddie: Not THAT, not THAT!… My
beeper
, my
beeper!
Jennifer Saunders
(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edina (Eddie) in “Absolutely Fabulous”
Patsy: Well, what am I supposed to do if you die?Edina: Get cabs!
Jennifer Saunders
(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edina (Eddie) in “Absolutely Fabulous”
Ooo, she’s so cold, sweetie! I’ll just bet she has her period in cubes.
Jennifer Saunders
(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edina (Eddie) in “Absolutely Fabulous”
Why does everything you wear look like it’s bearing a grudge, darling?
Jennifer Saunders
(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Appearance
Clothing
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edina (Eddie) in “Absolutely Fabulous”
Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?
Edina: I shall drink water.
Patsy: [Blank look]
Edina: It’s a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky.
Jennifer Saunders
(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Alcohol
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edina (Eddie) in “Absolutely Fabulous”