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As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
I don’t want you going to jail, Archie… you never could get used to a strange bathroom.
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
Jail
Gloria: How come you married Daddy instead of (Freddie Witthauser)?Edith: Well, I liked being called a “Goddess of Beauty”, but somehow it seemed more permanent when your father called me a dingbat.
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
Homo Sapiens… is he an Arab?
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements
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As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
Archie: … Dragging me off to a moving picture like that, it was absolutely disgusting!Edith: Well, I’m sorry, Archie. How was I to know? I thought it was a religious picture: Cardinal Knowledge.
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
Of the film “Carnal Knowledge”
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Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
Malaprops
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As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
V-E Day
Gloria: Ma, are you in some kind of trouble?Edith: No, and I can’t tell you what it is!
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
You know what they say,
misery is the best company.
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
Misery loves company
Archie Bunker: Here’s something we can see in Disney World. They got an all bear band.Edith Bunker: They got a naked band at Disney World?
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
Disney World
Beverly LaSalle: I'm a transvestite.Edith Bunker: Could've fooled me; you ain't even got no accent.
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements
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As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
Beverly LaSalle: I’m a female impersonator.
Edith Bunker: Oh, ain’t that smart. Who better to impersonate a female than a woman?
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
Female impersonator
Archie Bunker: I know all about your woman’s troubles there, Edith, but when I had the hernia that time, I didn’t make you wear the truss. If you’re gonna have the change of life, you gotta do it right now. I’m gonna give you just 30 seconds. Now c’mon and change.Edith Bunker: Can I finish my soup first?
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
Menapause
Mike Stivic: I'm sorry to get you out of bed.Edith Bunker: Oh that's all right, we was only sleeping.
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”