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As Egbert Sousè in “The Bank Dick”
Agatha Sousé: Don’t you dare strike that child!
Sousé: She’s not gonna tell
me
I don’t love her.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Egbert Sousè in “The Bank Dick”
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol
TV/Movie Quotes
As Egbert Sousè in “The Bank Dick”
Egbert: Was I in here last night and did I spend a twenty-dollar bill?Bartender: Yeah.Egbert: Oh boy, what a load that is off my mind. I thought I’d lost it.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol
TV/Movie Quotes
As Egbert Sousè in “The Bank Dick”
I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Activities
TV/Movie Quotes
As Egbert Sousè in “The Bank Dick”
Smoking
I'd like to see Paris before I die… Philadelphia will do.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Places
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As Egbert Sousè in “The Bank Dick”
Philadelphia
With a noose around his neck he makes his last request to the lynching party