Keyword: As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”

Oh, joy, Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans, knee-deep in tinsel and wrapping paper will utter those heartfelt words, ‘Is this all I got?’

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Sam, I had the most incredible evening. Last night, I dreamed about something – not Diane… well, she was in the background chattering on about something, naked, but the important thing is, I was a therapist again.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Sam: Have you noticed that, uh… somebody in this bar is getting a little loony?

Frasier: Sam, everyone in this bar is on a connecting flight to beyond loony.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Norm: Hey, Frasier, you’re a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin?
Frasier: Apparently it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Cliff: Hey Doc, ah, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?

Frasier: Your unending bull.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

[To Lilith] I could look at you if I wanted to, but frankly, I’ve grown tired of counting the comb marks in your hair.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer