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As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”
Sam: Have you noticed that, uh… somebody in this bar is getting a little loony?Frasier: Sam, everyone in this bar is on a connecting flight to beyond loony.
Kelsey Grammer
(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Intelligence
TV/Movie Quotes
As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”
[To Lilith] I could look at you if I wanted to, but frankly, I’ve grown tired of counting the comb marks in your hair.
Kelsey Grammer
(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”
Cliff: Hey Doc, ah, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?Frasier: Your unending bull.
Kelsey Grammer
(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”
Norm: Hey, Frasier, you’re a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin? Frasier: Apparently it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day.
Kelsey Grammer
(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”
Oh, joy, Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans, knee-deep in tinsel and wrapping paper will utter those heartfelt words, ‘Is this all I got?’
Kelsey Grammer
(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”
Christmas
Sam, I had the most incredible evening. Last night, I dreamed about something – not Diane… well, she was in the background chattering on about something, naked, but the important thing is, I was a therapist again.
Kelsey Grammer
(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”