Keyword: As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

I less is more, then think how much more more is.

He tried wearing an allergy tag, but his neck was too weak to support it.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Niles and I have decided to donate all your things to charity. We’re donating your clothes to the blind.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

He’s perfect for her – he has no apparent spine, and she can wrap him round her little finger.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

I know she's a bit touchy about her age – even though it's not the first time she's turned 40.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? … sex is what we want!

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

In elementary school, I made an ashtray for Dad… it caught fire.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Then Gil and Noel sung a charming duet of “Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better”. They were both wrong.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun. Except without the warmth.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Frasier: You’re not alone.

Agoraphobe: But I AM alone!

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

You were 15 before you realized there was a correlation between getting beaten up every day and going to school wearing a Panama hat.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

This is a woman who thinks the Spanish Inquisition was just tough love for heretics.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

I can see you’re still waiting on that spine donor.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Catherine: Your wife is really lucky.

Frasier: Well, I’m sure she’d say the same thing, especially now that our marriage is over.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

If I had trouble taking orders from a woman, Frederick (his son) would have never been conceived.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Frasier: I asked Dad to get me a bran muffin. You know what he said to me? “What’s the magic word?”
Niles: You’re kidding.
Frasier: He didn’t think it was very amusing when I said, “Rest home!”

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

With the Crane boys genes and Lilith’s contribution, I’m not sure the NFL is holding it’s breath.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Dad, the odds of me knowing the score to the Mariners game is about the same as you knowing the score to Pacific Overtures.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

… without embarrassing parents there’d be no psychology.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer