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As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”
You are so dashing, you could have any woman you wanted: dead or alive.
Raul Julia
(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
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As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”
[The dancer in the cake doesn’t pop out.] Gomez: Was she in the cake before you baked it?
[Lurch hangs his head.]
Raul Julia
(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
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As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”
I’ve smoked since I was five… mother insisted.
Raul Julia
(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
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As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”
To mirth, to merriment… to manslaughter.
Raul Julia
(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
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A toast to his family
As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”
I didn’t hate my mother; it was an accident!
Raul Julia
(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
Mothers
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As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”
Morticia: When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. A boy.
Gomez: A girl.
Morticia: An open grave. It was my first funeral.
Gomez: You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.
Raul Julia
(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
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As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”
That’s the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!
Raul Julia
(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
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As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”
Eyes, fingers, toes: two, ten, eleven.
Raul Julia
(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
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As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”
Combination to the vault
You'll meet someone… someone very special… someone who won't press charges…
Raul Julia
(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
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As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”
To Uncle Fester
I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.
Raul Julia
(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
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As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”