Howard: Because her life wasn’t enough?
Howard: I say, “Hey Ma, what’s for dinner?”
Howard: I have performance anxiety. You of all people should know that.
Howard: Maybe he took a class at the adult bookstore. That’s how I learned.
Howard: I’m going to say not. That’s just based on me trying to roll my mom over when she’s snoring.
Howard: Jews don’t have hell. We have acid reflux.