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As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
I wore flowers in my hair and meditated for hours on end. I was finding God all over the place… He kept ditching me.
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
God
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
At Woodstock
Jim: Pssssttt… what does the yellow light mean?
Bobby Wheeler: Slow down.
Jim: What… does… the… yellow… light… mean?
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
Driving
Jim: You know, you really need to clean up those bathrooms.
Alex Rieger: You just came from the kitchen.
Jim: Thank God.
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
Boxing
Sports
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?
Jim: August!
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
Bobby Wheeler: We were wondering if you would join us for a few minutes?Jim: Well, what did you decide?
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
Miscellaneous
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
[while filling out a form] Jim: Eyes… Elaine Nardo: No, don’t put two.Jim: Oh, they mean color, don’t they?
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
Appearance
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
Eyes
Hey, Alex – You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day… you can always change the channel.
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
Entertainment
Television
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself? Jim: August!
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
Jim: Yeah, I did some drugs, though probably not as many as you think. How many drugs do you think I did?Elaine Nardo: A lot.Jim: Wow! Right on the nose!
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
Activities
Drugs
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.Jim: I don’t hear anything.
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
Intelligence
Thinking
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away.
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
Situations
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day… you can always change the channel.
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
Entertainment
Television
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
Intelligence
Thinking
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
[while filling out an application for Jim] Bobby: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?Jim: Now that’s a tough choice…
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
Tony: You mean, they didn’t tell you they were going to tear down your apartment building?Jim: Well, you put up with a few minor inconveniences when you live in a condemned building.
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
I wonder about things, like, if they call an orange an “orange,” then why don’t we call a banana a “yellow” or an apple a “red”? Blueberries, I understand; but will someone explain gooseberries to me?
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”