As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Keyword: As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Honey, I’d suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

It’s time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

You say potato, I say vodka.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

I just want somebody who gets me. Somebody who’s comfortable in my world, and makes me laugh, and occasionally brings me flowers. And… somebody who likes kittens, and the hard-core bondage scene.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Well, well, well. Look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Gucci’d and dragged in.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Appearance TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Miscellaneous As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace” Gay

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

[a man rushes in to meet Karen] Miss Walker, I came as soon as you called.
Karen: Well that’s really none of my business, but thanks for sharing.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

I’ve been like a mother to that girl. I’ve locked her in her room, told her she was fat, and once I even left her in a store!

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Family Mothers TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Grace: You said that money is no object
Karen: Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh… that sounds like fun.’ or ‘I love you.’

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

NO! I will not have sex for money! I only have sex for jewels, furs, or mixed securities, like a lady.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

We talked, we laughed, he walked me home. He was such a gentleman. He opened the door for me, I opened my shirt for him.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Good Lord I can’t believe I’m at a public pool. Why doesn’t someone just directly pee on me?

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

If it has genitals on the outside it’s hiding something on the inside.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Men People TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

I’m going to take the high road, and just because I’m high.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

I’ve got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Honey, that is not my soul you’re looking at.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

I gave that man the drunkest years of my life.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace” Drunk

I’m gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

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Keyword: As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Honey, I’d suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick.

It’s time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!

You say potato, I say vodka.

I just want somebody who gets me. Somebody who’s comfortable in my world, and makes me laugh, and occasionally brings me flowers. And… somebody who likes kittens, and the hard-core bondage scene.

Well, well, well. Look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Gucci’d and dragged in.

You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.

[a man rushes in to meet Karen] Miss Walker, I came as soon as you called.
Karen: Well that’s really none of my business, but thanks for sharing.

I’ve been like a mother to that girl. I’ve locked her in her room, told her she was fat, and once I even left her in a store!

Grace: You said that money is no object
Karen: Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh… that sounds like fun.’ or ‘I love you.’

NO! I will not have sex for money! I only have sex for jewels, furs, or mixed securities, like a lady.

We talked, we laughed, he walked me home. He was such a gentleman. He opened the door for me, I opened my shirt for him.

Good Lord I can’t believe I’m at a public pool. Why doesn’t someone just directly pee on me?

If it has genitals on the outside it’s hiding something on the inside.

I’m going to take the high road, and just because I’m high.

I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man.

Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?

I’ve got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!

Honey, that is not my soul you’re looking at.

I gave that man the drunkest years of my life.

I’m gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off.