Keyword: As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Miscellaneous

I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

If you ever need someone to drink with, I’ll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll drink with you. I guess what I’m trying to say is: I love to drink!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

We talked, we laughed, he walked me home. He was such a gentleman. He opened the door for me, I opened my shirt for him.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Hey, hey, hey. Come on. I know what guilt is. It’s one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don’t really mean anything… You know, like “maternal” or “addiction.”

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

You say potato, I say vodka.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not something you can just run away from like a hotel bill… or a crying baby.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Well, well, well. Look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Gucci’d and dragged in.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Jack: We’ll rent a movie. You’re into gay porn, right?

Grace: Who isn’t?

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Honey, I’d suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

Thats like saying Prada’s are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Characteristics TV/Movie Quotes

The only other person I’ve apologized to is my mother and that was court ordered.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

[a man rushes in to meet Karen] Miss Walker, I came as soon as you called.

Karen: Well that’s really none of my business, but thanks for sharing.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Honey, that is not my soul you’re looking at.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

I just want somebody who gets me. Somebody who’s comfortable in my world, and makes me laugh, and occasionally brings me flowers. And… somebody who likes kittens, and the hard-core bondage scene.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Good Lord I can’t believe I’m at a public pool. Why doesn’t someone just directly pee on me?

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

I gave that man the drunkest years of my life.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Well, look who penetrated the inner-circle. And then he stuck around and married her.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

NO! I will not have sex for money! I only have sex for jewels, furs, or mixed securities, like a lady.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Sex TV/Movie Quotes