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As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”
(Page 2)
Good Lord I can’t believe I’m at a public pool. Why doesn’t someone just directly pee on me?
Megan Mullally
(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”
I’ve been like a mother to that girl. I’ve locked her in her room, told her she was fat, and once I even left her in a store!
Megan Mullally
(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Family
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As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”
You say potato, I say vodka.
Megan Mullally
(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol
Food/Drink
TV/Movie Quotes
As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”
Thats like saying Prada’s are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!
Megan Mullally
(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”
Your hair is already such a disaster that the Red Cross wouldn’t give it coffee.
Megan Mullally
(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Appearance
Hair
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As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”
We talked, we laughed, he walked me home. He was such a gentleman. He opened the door for me, I opened my shirt for him.
Megan Mullally
(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”
Well, well, well. Look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Gucci’d and dragged in.
Megan Mullally
(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Appearance
TV/Movie Quotes
As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”
Looks like your new sweetie’s turned his back on homosexuals. And not in a good way.
Megan Mullally
(1958 – ) American actress & singer
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As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”
Well, look who penetrated the inner-circle. And then he stuck around and married her.
Megan Mullally
(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.
Megan Mullally
(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Beer
Food/Drink
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As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”
Hey, hey, hey. Come on. I know what guilt is. It’s one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don’t really mean anything… You know, like “maternal” or “addiction.”
Megan Mullally
(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”
Guilt
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