As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

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Of course the Soviet Union was bound to fall! It's on the edge of the map!

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Oh my God, oh my God! I’ve always wanted to drive to Europe!

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

Dig a hole in the ground and throw away the key.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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I wear my heart on a sleaze.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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Kelly: Topeka! I have found it!
Peggy: I don’t think you mean “Topeka.”
Kelly: Oh yeah. Urethra! I have found it!

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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Quoth the raven, Demi Moore.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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Today Chicago, tomorrow's Saturday.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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Tonight, I become a lesbian.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be reincarcerated.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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Once the Earth goes, the planet is going to be next!

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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This is what I spent all those years learning my ABDs for?

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

They will never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

I am blind like the mighty oak.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

Feed a cold, starve for pizza. Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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Your words roll off me like water off a duck's quack.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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Daddy, I have heat probation.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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Your lucky number… is… C.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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You're like the pessimist, who looks at his pants and thinks they're half empty. You should be more like the optometrist, who looks through his glasses and thinks they're half full.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

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Keyword: As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

Of course the Soviet Union was bound to fall! It's on the edge of the map!

Oh my God, oh my God! I’ve always wanted to drive to Europe!

Dig a hole in the ground and throw away the key.

I wear my heart on a sleaze.

Kelly: Topeka! I have found it!
Peggy: I don’t think you mean “Topeka.”
Kelly: Oh yeah. Urethra! I have found it!

Quoth the raven, Demi Moore.

Today Chicago, tomorrow's Saturday.

I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

Tonight, I become a lesbian.

I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be reincarcerated.

Once the Earth goes, the planet is going to be next!

This is what I spent all those years learning my ABDs for?

Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?

They will never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.

I am blind like the mighty oak.

Feed a cold, starve for pizza. Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.

Your words roll off me like water off a duck's quack.

Daddy, I have heat probation.

Your lucky number… is… C.

Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.

You're like the pessimist, who looks at his pants and thinks they're half empty. You should be more like the optometrist, who looks through his glasses and thinks they're half full.