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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
That is the
squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
The straw that broke the camel's back
I'm going to hold my
breast
until I turn blue.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Breath
I'm on the edge of my
feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Seat
Spanish? I thought they were just English words I didn't know.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Communication
Language
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Your words roll off me like water off a duck's quack.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Back
Right, and the check is in my
mouth.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I am blind like the mighty oak.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I'm on the horns of an
enema.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Dilemma
Is a bear Catholic?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Mannequins
Modeling
You could have knocked me down with the
weather!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Weather
I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be
reincarcerated.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Reincarnated
Three out of two.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I hope he doesn't make a
testicle
out of himself.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Spectacle
I thought that "Roman candles" just meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Roman candles
I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a
one-whore
town.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
One-horse
Buenos
nachos.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Noches
Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
As a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the
ping and the pong.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Yin and yang
Yeah, and
I'm
the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as
1-2-C.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
1-2-3
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Enough, if I wanted intelligent conversation, I’d still be dating my teachers.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
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