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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
(Page 2)
I'm on the edge of my
feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Seat
My brain beats faster.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I thought that "Roman candles" just meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Roman candles
Tonight, I become a
lesbian.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Thespian
Daddy, you know I haven't worn pantyhose since I was seven.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Pantyhose
Ever since Renee, models from Iman to Cheryl Tiegs have only had one name!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
L.A.!? We're going to Long Island!?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
L.A.
Daddy, I just found out I'm dying. I have Bulgaria. The doctor says it's
terminus.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Malaria
E before O except before E-I-E-I-O.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Yeah, and
I'm
the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as
1-2-C.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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1-2-3
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Your words roll off me like water off a duck's quack.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Back
The
prostitution
rests.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Prosecution
Buenos
nachos.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Noches
I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be
reincarcerated.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Reincarnated
Once the Earth goes, the planet is going to be next!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I must run like the stocking.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Quoth the raven,
Demi Moore.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Nevermore
Oh my God, oh my God! I’ve always wanted to drive to Europe!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Heat
Science/Weather
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I'm an
Aquarium.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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Aquarius
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Well,
arrivedouche.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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Arrivederci
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
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