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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
(Page 3)
L.A.!? We're going to Long Island!?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
L.A.
They will never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
As inevitable as death in
Texas.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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And taxes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be
reincarcerated.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Reincarnated
Of course the Soviet Union was bound to fall! It's on the edge of the map!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
You could have knocked me down with the
weather!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Weather
Once the Earth goes, the planet is going to be next!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Oh no, Mom has
Indonesia!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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Amnesia
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Daddy, I just found out I'm dying. I have Bulgaria. The doctor says it's
terminus.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Malaria
This is what I spent all those years learning my
ABDs
for?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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ABCs
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Tonight, I become a
lesbian.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Thespian
Those who can, do; those who can't, do not.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Daddy, I have heat
probation.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Prostration
Squid
pro quo.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Quid
Quoth the raven,
Demi Moore.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Nevermore
I'm on the horns of an
enema.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Dilemma
I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a
one-whore
town.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
One-horse
Three out of two.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. It can be unanimous
or
out loud.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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Anonymous
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I thought that "Roman candles" just meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Roman candles
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