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As Larsen E. Whipsnade in “You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man”
Getting married is like buying a new horse, or going into a strange saloon.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Marriage
TV/Movie Quotes
As Larsen E. Whipsnade in “You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man”
Never trust a ventriloquist or a barber.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Occupations
TV/Movie Quotes
As Larsen E. Whipsnade in “You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man”
Getting married is like buying a new horse, or going into a strange saloon.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Marriage
TV/Movie Quotes
As Larsen E. Whipsnade in “You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man”
I shall send over a couple of pet beavers to romp with you.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Larsen E. Whipsnade in “You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man”
To ventriloquist dummy Charlie McCarthy
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol
As Larsen E. Whipsnade in “You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man”
You kids are disgusting! Standing around here all day, reeking of popcorn and lollipops.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Children
TV/Movie Quotes
As Larsen E. Whipsnade in “You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man”
You must come down with me – after the show – to the lumberyard… and ride piggyback on the buzzsaw.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Larsen E. Whipsnade in “You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man”
To ventriloquist dummy Charlie McCarthy