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As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”
Frank: It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
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As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”
It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of
Drano,
sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
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As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”
Ed Hocken: I sent the note to the lab. They’re demanding one million dollars.Drebin: Why would the lab demand a million dollars?
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”
I’ve finally found someone I can love – a good, clean love… without utensils.
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”
Ed: You want to take a dinghy?Drebin: No, I took care of that at the press conference.
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”
Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”
Drebin: Do you think you can beat the champ?Briggs: I can take him blindfolded.Drebin: What if he’s not blindfolded?
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”