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Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

Ed Hocken: I sent the note to the lab. They’re demanding one million dollars.
Drebin: Why would the lab demand a million dollars?

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

I’ve finally found someone I can love – a good, clean love… without utensils.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

Ed: You want to take a dinghy?
Drebin: No, I took care of that at the press conference.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

Frank: It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

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Drebin: Do you think you can beat the champ?
Briggs: I can take him blindfolded.
Drebin: What if he’s not blindfolded?

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

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