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As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear”
Looks like the cows have come home to roost.
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Mixed metaphors
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As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear”
Truth hurts… maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing… but it hurts.
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Truth
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As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear”
Banquet doorman: Your coat, sir?Lt. Frank Drebin: Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it.
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
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As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear”
I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter.
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear”
I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear”
Busty Female Shop Assistant: Is this some kind of bust?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Well… it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.
Leslie Nielsen
(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear”
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