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As Monty Capuletti in “Easy Money”
For years I wouldn’t kiss my mother-in-law on the cheek… and I end up kissing her ass!
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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As Monty Capuletti in “Easy Money”
Mother-in-law
Mrs. Monahan: You pollute the air with your smoking. You reek of liquor and god knows what else. You’re an ecological menace!
Monty: Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds!
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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As Monty Capuletti in “Easy Money”
Allison Capuletti: [as Monty is walking her down the aisle during her wedding ceremony] He’s everything I ever wanted.
Monty: You don’t ask for much do you?
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Monty Capuletti in “Easy Money”
[Fat Anthony’s grand mother]: Monty, did you ever see a face like this.Monty: No. If I did I’d remember it.
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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As Monty Capuletti in “Easy Money”
Why don’t you two put your heads together and make an ass outta yourselves.
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Monty Capuletti in “Easy Money”
Blanche Genaro: Look at him, he’s such a beautiful boy! He’s got my eyes!
John Genaro: And he’s got my nose!
Monty: Yeah, and my sympathy.
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Monty Capuletti in “Easy Money”