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She’s cleared her schedule from 7:00 ‘til 7:30 – that means foreplay and cuddling.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

It’s worse than the summer we added the breakfast nook to the treehouse.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

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I know we’re allowed to see other people – my question is: how much of them are we allowed to see?

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you.
Niles: A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

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I really must go. I’m hosting a seminar on multiple personality disorders and it takes me forever to fill out the name tags.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

They’ve found a way to bring the charm of an airport to a midtown location.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Frasier: If a child of four can ride one, (a bicycle), then so can we.
Niles: That’s what you said when we were six.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

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Maris and I rented the video and, I don’t mind telling you, we pushed our beds together that night! [pause] And that was no mean feat. Her room, as you know, is across the hall.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Sounds to me like you’ve hit the crackpot!

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

The scariest words of my childhood were: “Your father needs your help in the basement.”

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Frasier: Thanks, Niles. You are a good brother and a credit to the psychiatric profession.
Niles: You’re a good brother, too.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

I would gladly go but I’ve got my compulsive spending seminar and I’m hoping to unload the rest of these raffle tickets.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

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I saw a twinkle in her eye I have not seen since the neighbor children discovered our new electric fence.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

Emotions TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier” Twinkle in her eye

Her lips were saying no, but her eyes were saying, “read my lips.”

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

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Someone certainly has a high opinion of their opinion.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

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Lawyers make excellent patients; they have excellent health care and they never get better.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

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Frasier: I’m having a young lady over on Friday night. I was hoping that maybe you could take Dad out for me.
Niles: Oh, I wish you’d said Saturday.
Frasier: Why? You have plans Friday?
Niles: No, I have plans Saturday.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

The only things we Crane boys are skilled at catching are sarcastic nuances and the occasional virus.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

I really must run. I’m due at my sexual addiction group, and I don’t like to leave them alone for too long.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Whenever you see a man who’s well groomed, you can bet he’s not getting any.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

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Keyword: As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

She’s cleared her schedule from 7:00 ‘til 7:30 – that means foreplay and cuddling.

It’s worse than the summer we added the breakfast nook to the treehouse.

I know we’re allowed to see other people – my question is: how much of them are we allowed to see?

Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you.
Niles: A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year.

I really must go. I’m hosting a seminar on multiple personality disorders and it takes me forever to fill out the name tags.

They’ve found a way to bring the charm of an airport to a midtown location.

Frasier: If a child of four can ride one, (a bicycle), then so can we.
Niles: That’s what you said when we were six.

Maris and I rented the video and, I don’t mind telling you, we pushed our beds together that night! [pause] And that was no mean feat. Her room, as you know, is across the hall.

Sounds to me like you’ve hit the crackpot!

The scariest words of my childhood were: “Your father needs your help in the basement.”

Frasier: Thanks, Niles. You are a good brother and a credit to the psychiatric profession.
Niles: You’re a good brother, too.

I would gladly go but I’ve got my compulsive spending seminar and I’m hoping to unload the rest of these raffle tickets.

I saw a twinkle in her eye I have not seen since the neighbor children discovered our new electric fence.

Her lips were saying no, but her eyes were saying, “read my lips.”

Someone certainly has a high opinion of their opinion.

Lawyers make excellent patients; they have excellent health care and they never get better.

Frasier: I’m having a young lady over on Friday night. I was hoping that maybe you could take Dad out for me.
Niles: Oh, I wish you’d said Saturday.
Frasier: Why? You have plans Friday?
Niles: No, I have plans Saturday.

The only things we Crane boys are skilled at catching are sarcastic nuances and the occasional virus.

I really must run. I’m due at my sexual addiction group, and I don’t like to leave them alone for too long.

Whenever you see a man who’s well groomed, you can bet he’s not getting any.