Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I’d like a dead cat in a glass.

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Cliff: If I wasn’t wearing this uniform, I’d ask you to step outside.
Norm: If you weren’t wearing that uniform, we’d all step outside.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What will it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Yeah, now let’s get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early isn’t it, Woody?
Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Norm: you’re in here every night, doesn’t your wife ever wonder where you’re at?
Norm: Wonders… doesn’t care… but she wonders.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Beer, Normie?
Norm: Coach: I don’t know. I’ll have one next week… what the heck, I’m young.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: How’s life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.

Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Hey I’m high on life, Coach… of course, beer is my life.

Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s going on, Mr. Peterson?
Another layer for the winter, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Alright, but stop me at one… make that one-thirty.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
No, I know what they look like; just pour me one.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s the story, Norm?
Norm: A thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’ll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Cliff: I have impossibly high standards for a woman.
Norm: Yeah, she has to like you.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s going down, Normie?
Norm: My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Thirst

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s new Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor