Keyword: As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Cliff: I have impossibly high standards for a woman.

Norm: Yeah, she has to like you.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s going on, Mr. Peterson?

Another layer for the winter, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?

Going Down?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Next to Sammy’s life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle’s life, my life has always appeared dull.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

[To Norm, coming in from the rain] Still pouring, Norm?

That’s funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Call me old-fashioned Cliff, but the only thing I like floating in my beer is my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s the story Mr. Peterson?

Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let’s cut to the happy ending.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s new, Norm?

Norm: I need something to hold me over until my second beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?

Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there’s a cold one waiting for you.

Norm: I know, if she calls, I’m not here.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Normie?

Daddy wuvs you.”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s new Normie?

Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s the story, Norm?

Norm: A thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s up?

Norm: The warranty on my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s shaking Norm?

Norm: All four cheeks & a couple of chins.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Norm?

Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: No, I’d like a dead cat in a glass.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What will it be, Normie?

Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s a beer sound, Norm?

I dunno, I usually finish them before they get a word in.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Women… can’t live with ‘em… pass the beer nuts.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor