Keyword: As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Next to Sammy’s life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle’s life, my life has always appeared dull.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Can I draw you a beer, Norm?

No, I know what they look like; just pour me one.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Norm: you’re in here every night, doesn’t your wife ever wonder where you’re at?

Norm: Wonders… doesn’t care… but she wonders.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: How’s it going Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Poor.
Woody: I’m sorry to hear that.
Norm: No, I mean pour.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

[To Norm, coming in from the rain] Still pouring, Norm?

That’s funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Whatcha up to Norm?

Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What do you say to a cold one, Norm?

Norm: See you later, Vera [his wife]; I’m going to Cheers.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Whaddya say, Norm?

Well, I never met a beer I didn’t drink.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s about a beer, Norm?

That’s that amber sudsy stuff, right? I’ve heard good things about it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Normie?

Daddy wuvs you.”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Would you like a beer, Norm?

Norm: I’d like to see something in a size 54 sudzy.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s life treating you?

It’s not, Sammy, but you can.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s going down, Normie?

Norm: My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Please, please, do you think I would behave this way in your home?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s a beer sound, Norm?

I dunno, I usually finish them before they get a word in.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s the story Norm?

Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What’d you say, Norm?

Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s shaking Norm?

Norm: All four cheeks & a couple of chins.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there’s a cold one waiting for you.

Norm: I know, if she calls, I’m not here.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Yeah, now let’s get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor