Keyword: As Peg Bundy in “Married With Children”

Men are such idiots and I married their king.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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And if you had what other men have, I wouldn't need batteries anymore.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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The guy I fell in love with had an easy going spirit with a fast car; but he wouldn't marry me, so I ended up with you.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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You know, except for the kids and you being here, this is like a second honeymoon.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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Bud, don't be jealous, you're both of our children. It's just that Kelly's our favorite now.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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Al, when I married you for richer or poorer, I thought we'd try one and then the other and then choose. I think we've gone just about as far as we can go with the first one.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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Al: Anything for dinner, Peg?

Peg: Get a wife!

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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Al: How ya feeling, Peg? I’m surprised you could make it down those stairs this morning.

Peg: I know. I was pretty tired. I hope that buzzing didn’t keep you awake last night.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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Al, you're meddling with powers which, like a woman's body, you know nothing about.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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You're trying to make me mad. Well, it didn't work on our wedding night and it won't work now.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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We're Bundys. We don't call the cops. People call them on us.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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Besides me, who would point out that your teeth have turned the same color of yellow as your underwear and that you have more hair in your nose than on your head?

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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Oh Al, I never wanted your life. I just took it because it was there.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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That could be Kelly with her new boyfriend. Take care of him quick, like you do me.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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I'll get some aspirin and we caI’ll get some aspirin and we can sit here and solve the case of the wife who’s not getting any. n sit here and solve the case of the wife who's not getting any.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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You male corpses are all alike; never a thought for the woman who spent her life getting you into that grave.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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