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As Rhoda Morgenstern in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
I don’t know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.
Valerie Harper
(1939 – ) American actress
Appearance
Fat
TV/Movie Quotes
As Rhoda Morgenstern in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
It’s a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn’t you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.
Valerie Harper
(1939 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Rhoda Morgenstern in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Mirrors
Phyllis: I just thought I’d see what you swingin’ singles do for fun.Rhoda: Same as you – sit around and wonder what it would be like to have a happy marriage.
Valerie Harper
(1939 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Rhoda Morgenstern in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Mary: Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn’t solve anything. Rhoda: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing;
chocolate
can do it all!
Valerie Harper
(1939 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Rhoda Morgenstern in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Chocolate