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As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Mary: Did you crash the men’s room?Sue Ann: Of course not… I went as somebody’s guest.
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
So I was jealous of her [her sister] when she was fourteen and I was nineteen. I’m sure it’ll be different now that we’re both thirty-five.
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Age
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Georgette: Why do people always send flowers when someone passes on?Sue Ann: What would you suggest, dear – fruit?
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
I want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown on Robert Redford.
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Cremation
Robert Redford
Sue Ann: I hope I’m not disturbing you.Mary: I was in bed.Sue Ann: Oh, good. Then you’re alone!
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Sue Ann: Mary, you’ve been in my bedroom before, haven’t you? Mary: [looking around in amazement] Oh, no! I would’ve remembered this!
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Murray: Being fired is like being violated!Sue Ann: Leave it to Murray to find a bright spot in all this.
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Miscellaneous
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
I was lying in bed last night and I couldn’t sleep, and I came up with an idea. So I went right home and wrote it down.
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Miscellaneous
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Snow always inspires such awe in me. Consider one tiny snowflake, so delicate, so fragile. And yet, let a billion or so come together through the majestic force of nature, and they can really screw up an entire city!
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Snow
[To Mary, upon entering her new apartment] I hope you’ll forgive me for not buying you a housewarming gift. I’m just waiting to see what you need most desperately. You’ve certainly left me an open field!
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Murray: A woman is giving birth to a baby in Mary’s bedroom!Sue Ann: I know! And it’s probably the most exciting thing that’ll ever happen in there!
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Bedroom
Sue Ann: I just love what you’ve done with your apartment, Mary!Mary: But I haven’t done anything.Sue Ann: I know. That took guts!
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Decorating
Gloria Munson: What do you think I should do for my first exercise?Sue Ann: What about a headstand.Gloria Munson: You mean, you just want me to stand on my head.Sue Ann: No,
I
want to stand on your head.
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”