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As The Great Man in “Never Give a Sucker an Even Break”
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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As The Great Man in “Never Give a Sucker an Even Break”
Insomnia
Never give a sucker an even break.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes
As The Great Man in “Never Give a Sucker an Even Break”
Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes
As The Great Man in “Never Give a Sucker an Even Break”
[to waitress]: I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’ t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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As The Great Man in “Never Give a Sucker an Even Break”
The Great Man: [Suffering from a hangover] Somebody put too many olives in my martini last night! Stewardess: Should I get you a Bromo?The Great Man: No, I couldn’t stand the noise!
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes
As The Great Man in “Never Give a Sucker an Even Break”
Hangover
Waitress: And another thing, don’t be so free with your hands. Fields: Listen honey. I was only trying to guess your weight.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes
As The Great Man in “Never Give a Sucker an Even Break”