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As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”
A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.
George Peppard
(1928 – 1994) American actor
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As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
George Peppard
(1928 – 1994) American actor
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As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”
No matter how warm the smile on the face of the Sun, the cat still has her kittens under the porch.
George Peppard
(1928 – 1994) American actor
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As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”
It is harder for the spider to catch a fly than it is for the fly to catch a horse.
George Peppard
(1928 – 1994) American actor
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As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”
Though the hippopotamus has no sting, the wise man would prefer to be sat upon by the bee.
George Peppard
(1928 – 1994) American actor
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As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it comes off easily.
George Peppard
(1928 – 1994) American actor
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As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”
The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to go to the Steamfitter's Picnic.
George Peppard
(1928 – 1994) American actor
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As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”
When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races.
George Peppard
(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”
A wolf that takes a peasant to supper probably won't need any breakfast.
George Peppard
(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”