Keyword: At a church

Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity

Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads

Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place

Soul Food Served Here

Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee

Happy Hour Here Every Sunday

Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm

Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!

Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass

Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years

Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape