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When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur
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Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
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Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell
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If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!
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Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!
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Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee
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Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…
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Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.
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Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
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Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm
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Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
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Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14 6 pm
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Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
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Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message
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God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!
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Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass
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The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1
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Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
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Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church
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Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.
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Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity
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