Keyword: At a church (Page 2)

Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts

Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t

UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th

Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass

Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

These rows reserved for parents with children.

When in doubt, faith it!

Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape

Lent: Spring Training For Christians

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity

Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…

Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams

When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur

Read the Bible – It Will Scare the Hell Out of You

Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)

Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!

God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!

Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.