Keyword: At a church (Page 2)

I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!

When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!

Read the Bible – It Will Scare the Hell Out of You

Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)

Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts

Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised

Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14 6 pm

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

Lent: Spring Training For Christians

Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.

UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity

Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.

Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free

Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape