Keyword: Atheists

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.

Beliefs God Sex

Gods like to see an atheist around… gives them something to aim at.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Beliefs God

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

(1895 – 1979) American archbishop of the Catholic Church
Beliefs Definitions Religion

I’m an Atheist… thank God.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Beliefs God Religion Wordplay

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

(1964 – ) comedian, political satirist, writer & television host
Beliefs Characteristics Religion

What do atheists scream when they come?

(1961 – 1994) comedian
Sex

An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame – Southern Methodist University game and doesn’t care who wins.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Football Sports

There are no atheists in foxholes.

(1828-1882) English poet, illustrator, painter & translator
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