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Attendance
When they call the roll in the Senate, the senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'
Theodore Roosevelt
(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Congress
Government
Attendance
The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.
Kirkland's Law
Murphy’s Laws
People
Situations
Attendance
Meetings
Usefullness
When the last great scorer comes to mark against your name, it’s not whether you won or lost, but how many paid to see the game.
Peter Bavasi
baseball executive
Money
Sports
[Paraphrasing Grantland Rice's famous poem]
Attendance
If you are going to have a fight with a visiting club, be sure to insult them the day they come to town, and not the last day of the series. It pays off better.
Bill Veeck
(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter
Baseball
Conflict
Fights
Sports
Attendance
If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Sports
Yogi-isms
Attendance
Absent: The notation generally following your name in a class record.
Anonymous
Definitions
Absent
Attendance