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Attraction
The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.
Arthur's Second Law of Love
Fools
Love
Murphy’s Laws
Attraction
Letters
People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.
Arthur's First Law of Love
Love
Murphy’s Laws
People
Attraction
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. [He suddenly grabs her and pulls her down onto a couch]
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes
Attraction
In “Monkey Business”
I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she’s what’s known as “not at all attracted to me.”
Dov Davidoff
American comedian & actor
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Attraction
The number of women a man find attractive is truly proportionate to his age.
The Dirty-Old-Man Axiom
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Attraction