Keyword: Australia

Widow Wins the right to Use Dead Husband’s Frozen Sperm

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What's he doing? Nobody ever gets 75%; is he coming round at night, with a pot roast, touching you on the knee and telling you that you’ve lost weight?

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
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In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime.

(1905 – 1978) American author of children’s books & poetry
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‘I was bashed with a dildo by man in leather mask… and he killed my dog‘

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The boomarang is Australia’s chief export (and then import.)

(1973 – ) American comedian
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When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries.

(1921 – 1992) New Zealand prime minister
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Easiest job in the world of course: Australian psychiatrist, “Gday Gday how you doing… no worries… next.”

(1964 – ) English comedian
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Do people in Australia, call the rest of the world, "Up Over"?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women – one cleaning and the other dusting.

Australian comedian & actress
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Where the hell is Australia anyway?

(1981 – ) American singer
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