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Awards
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.
Peter Ustinov
(1921 – 2004) English actor & author
Success
Awards
You should always accept because of the pain it brings to your enemies.
Maurice Bowra
(1898 – 1971) English classical scholar & academic
Success
Awards
Honors
If you found yourself in a situation where you could either save a drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize winning photograph of him drowning, what shutter speed and setting would you use?
Paul Harvey
(1918 – 2009) radio broadcaster
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Pulitzer Prize
Awards are like piles… sooner or later, every bum gets one.
Maureen Lipman
(1946 – ) British actress, columnist & comedian
Success
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