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Babe Ruth
It's a good thing Babe Ruth isn't still with the Yankees. If he was, George Steinbrenner would have him bat seventh and say he's overweight.
Graig Nettles
American baseball player
Baseball
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Fat
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Babe Ruth
George Steinbrenner
George 'Babe' Ruth and Old Jack Dempsey, both Sultans of Swat.
One hits where the other people are, the other where they're not.
John Lardner
Scottish snooker player
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Babe Ruth
Jack Dempsey
No one hit home runs the way Babe (Ruth) did… they were something special… they were like homing pigeons; the ball would leave the bat, pause briefly, suddenly gain its bearings, then take off for the stands.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
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Babe Ruth
Home runs
I don’t room with him [Babe Ruth]; I room with his suitcase.
Ping Bodie
professional baseball player
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Babe Ruth
Reporter: Who do you think is the number one player of all time?
Logan: I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
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Babe Ruth
We need just two players to be a contender – just Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.
‘Whitey’ Herzog
(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager
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Babe Ruth
Sandy Koufax