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Babies
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Never hit a baby… even if they start it.
Bonnie McFarlane
Canadian-American comedian & writer
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Babies
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
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The baby is fine; the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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Out of the mouths of babes comes cereal.
Anonymous
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A seven pound baby arrived last night to
frighten
the lives of Mr. and Mrs. Sherman Caswell.
Anonymous
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Brighten
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